Hire Me

I have had to scale back my consultancy and as a result accept only limited projects/clients per year. Feel free to contact me below (read the conditions below first), and I will get back to you if I have an opening; also, be aware there is $1000 minimum for all consults/projects. 

Read this or you will face my wrath* (only half kidding):
Do you want to sponsor Physionic?
Do not contact me
Do you want to pitch yourself or someone else to be on Physionic?
Do not contact me

Do you want to 'hop on a quick call' for any reason whatsoever?
Do not contact me
Do you have topic suggestions?
Do not contact me
Do you want me to look something over 'real quick'?
Do not contact me

Notice a theme? Contact me if, and only if...

Only contact me for consulting work, for podcast/media reach out, and to scientifically critique my work - absolutely nothing else.

*I have had hundreds of companies and individuals ignore previous variations of these conditions, so send me a message at your own risk (again, only half kidding).